Sunday, 22 January 2012

CURSE..CRUSH..CRASH!!! ;)



DISCLAIMER:- this blog is especially dedicated to all chikni chamelis (no figure bias..though because the one writing is not "chikni" anymore either!! )...Anyone reading can relate to it..irrespective of caste, creed, gender and religion...p.s.relationship status!;)

Well..no one can compete girls when it comes to melodrama..we are born with this natural talent! Even when the issue is petty, we can create a sensation out of it..if desired! Every girl has a "Rakhi Sawant" inbuilt within her..which only needs to be ignited!

When things go the either way round..no one can match our "CURSING" abilities..true isn't it? Kareena Kapoor In Ra.One (i wasted 350 bucks and a weekend on this movie..this guilt wil haunt me till my last breath..oops am i about  to curse! :p) had inspired me exponentially!! ( Remember tere tau ka poda..tere bhai ka bhokhra..all can actually enhance our "Art of Cursing"! :p ) I wonder how beautifully and elegantly we have nurtured this art and with experience and time..more and more people have witnessed and fallen prey to our talent! At some point of life or some phase of life..most women resort to mostly cursing themselves for being a woman..reasons?? society..family pressure-first the father, then the husband and at old age-the children.Yes we are big chatterbox... at times we do put restrictions on a man's freedom of right..we are jealous.. bossy .. but then emotionally we are the most exploited!! Cursing is the last refuge we can take..!! ;) Whoa! Thinking different helps you justify things more easily than you actually think.. :D

Girly gossip? Nno conversation can match its aura and standard-from fashion to food.. from guys to their bank balances.. from bitching to faking.. from love to break-ups.. and advice-asked or not asked..is always given and p.s.free of cost!! Truly, hell can't bear us..heaven can't afford us..ha ha. One of the most featured discussion is about "CRUSHES"-special mention-1st crush! In many instances, i thought i am a challenged child because my system never had a crush on anything..at times i wondered if my hormonal balance was alright? Not my fault..you see.. In standard 9..i discovered that  liking guys is normal...phew..Not that i want to sound naive and stupid nor ignorant..but then thats the way it is! The crux of the problem is i still don't have one-sometimes facts are stranger than fiction!! :p
P.S all reading this should definitely share their own story!

Girls are most complex creations-complex than those chemical reactions and carbon compounds, taught in chemistry! Our heart "CRASHES" occur as rapidly as Ranbir Kapoor changes his girlfriends!  (the Kapoor family has really contributed to my blog today :p ) Reasons are manifold- how could you forget my birthday, anniversary, the day we met?.. you are always late on a date, busy with work..you don't love me anymore..you are bored of me..blah blah..(all these i learnt through gossips-see its power and the amount of knowledge and experience it adds to your life!) But in stark contrast to this we change from demanding girlfriends to dedicated wives..from suspicious girlfriends to considerate mothers.. from being dad's princess to a home-maker...from jealous friends to children's best friends.. above all.. giving up all just to be with one and give him all!!

We are a myriad sea of expressions..the producer of life..the foundation of a happy house..the pillar of someone's life..we are born to give and forgive!! We are still the world's greatest mystery...so we make good "mummies"!! (not the egyptian ones..ofcourse..!! )


 footnote:- Actually...a girl's dream is not to find the perfect guy for her..but her real dream is to eat without getting fat!! :p ha ha

1 comment:

Luvhurtz.vikas said...

Uuhhh really??? :P